Dear Mr. Terrifying
when your foot goes up in the air when you kiss some one does that mean tru love

Dear Mr. Terrifying
mega fan, but thats not why i'm posting. this is though. i'm a fifteen year olf lesbian. my girlfriend proposed to me. and everyhting was all hunkydorey. but lately... she has just been distant. the sex lie is still kinda there but nowhere as much. and its scaring me. she still tells me she loves me, but it seems as though her heart isnt all there. i'm scared. i love her so much and i dont want to lose her. we share a best friend... and i'm also scared that when and if i lose her, i'll lose my best friends as well. what should i do? talking top ehr doesnt help. she just says that shes fine,a dn the we always end up having sex. gahhhhh. im lost.

Dear Mr. Terrifying
if you could be any animal...

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I was diagnosed with borderline personality disorder. I suppose it's a mild case, because I am nowhere near as bad as Rachael. Sometimes I have my moments, but I've been trying to catch myself in order to prevent hurting those around me. The person most effected by it is my boyfriend of just over a year. He says that he's very in love with me despite the fact that I'm \"damaged\" (damaged is my word, not his). He also says that if we broke up, he'd have no desire to move on. He IS the type of guy that would be a bachelor for the rest of his days if he chooses to. Anyway, my question is should I break up with him to avoid hurting him in the future, or should I stay with him so he's not alone? I love him dearly, and I would do anything to avoid hurting him, but leaving him would be devestating because I'm all he feels he has.

Dear Mr. Terrifying
what do you think I should ask you?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
now my wife is pregnant and her vagina is changing in size shape feel and smell is this normal or is there something else going on medicaly or could she be cheating on me

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I was woundering if you forced a hooker to have sex with you would it be concidered rape or shoplifting

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I'm the captain of my traveling cheerteam I model but its no big deal I am an attractive person and I'm super nice so I'm not like one of those suck up bitches who thinks the whole world revolves around them I'm more of a GOOFY now serious LATER type of girl I have a boyfriend that doesn't appreciate me like I do everything I could to make him appreciate being with me but he takes me for granted and I could easly get another guy but I always hope that there will be hope in him appreciating me do you think I'm dumb for not moving on?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I'm a guy,17, attractive to most women apparently,and I'm lead singer in an evergrowingly popular band, but I can't keep a relationship for the life of me. Most of the girls i know that want a relationship or like me, just want to fuck, you're thinking.\"What the *($^& is wrong with you?!?! Go hit it!\" But i'm not like that, and want to have sex with a girl I love... or if she's rediculously hott,like really rediculously. So i've got 2 questions I guess,One, what should i try to do to keep a relationship? Two, Should i really save it, or just go on a\"fuck as many girls as I am old\" spree?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
i have red hair.... is that bad?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
my wife came home and immediately rode me on the couch(ive had a vasectomy) she pulled out so we could go upstairs and finish. i looked down at my penis and it was covered with little greyish balls of what appeared to be vasaline? we had sex the other day and we used a condom for fun. she hated it and when she wiped her vagina afterward, those same little grey balls were there. did she have sex with someone wearing a condom just before she rode me that day and needed to get off on me?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
What should I say to this friend of mine who keeps asking these weird ass questions of what I would do if she did something like make out with one of my best guy friends? Or if she asks me who I imagine her kissing? Am I supposed to tell her what she expects me to say or should I go over to her and tell her that these questions are annoying me and then smack her silly? Im kidding about that last part……. Or am i?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
do you like me ? i want you :) thanks xx

Dear Mr. Terrifying
im in this relationship where whatever i do(which is to help with the relationship) doesn't really help she just gets mad about it later in the relationship. shorten the whole thing. together 1yr. she ended it. few days later i got with a different girl. she got extremely jealous. we got back together. and she hates my ex and i just want to be friends with her not because shes my ex but just in case she needs someone to help her through certain situations like depression. i have no intentions of getting back with her. just to be friends with her...(next) she gets extremly pissed when theres other girls hanging on/around me.. any input on this? and this seems like a pretty cool job? how fun is it??

Dear Mr. Terrifying
this is about the whole thing between the two arguing about the racheal girl....one the girl sounds perfect for me but...(*coughcanadiancough*) damn what a waste...well i could look paste it depending on some special technicalities....anyways hows your day mr.terrifying??

Dear Mr. Terrifying
so what's the deal with airplane peanuts?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
Who the hell asks these kind of Questions. Quoting your lil' bro I say I have lost all faith in humanity.

Dear Mr. Terrifying
Your last name rocks yo.

Dear Mr. Terrifying
Can you tell if a female is cheating by the way her pussy feels?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
so i hooked with a guy who's 7 years older and i think i fell in love with him. it happened 2 or 3 weeks ago, is it too late to call him? or should i just forget about him since guys don't respect girls they had one-night stand with? how can i get his attention without being a slut / just another 1 night stand?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
i wanna hook up with my roommate. is that sick? or should i just go for it?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I just turned 16 and its the legal age here, do you have any tips on getting laid (im a guy) and how do you dance at a party... usually i just drink and chat, i want a fast method that dosent involve long term relationships. I also read you Racheal thing... Tell me how you resist the burning urge to get a gun and end with the words "And then he turned the gun on himself"

Dear Mr. Terrifying
How small is too small to get laid... And how buff do you have to be?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
Have you ever taken a shit and puked on your dick?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
i wana fuck my girl freind hw to induce heat in her

Dear Mr. Terrifying
i\'ve had laser hair removal.now on your knees :p

Dear Mr. Terrifying
hey,i\'m 21 and a lesbian.me and my ex recently split because im not in love with her anymore.thing is,ive let her take hundreds of erotic pics of me,and ive let her film us quiet alot ha i just dont wanna be browsin the net and see my vag all over the place.wat should i do.cos its unlikely she will get rid of them.xxx

Dear Mr. Terrifying
i had anal with another man and want more ford tip make me gay because i fancy ma best mate who is a girl help

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I\'m a 21 chick and I enjoy a great deal of the stereotypical girly things like doing hair and make-up and cute clothes etc... but, on the other hand,I mostly enjoy doing \"guy things\" like rebuilding old cars, playing videogames, seeing bands, and getting tattoos and I generally share the same views on life in general as guys. For instance, I find girl problems and drama annoying and I can barely stand listening to my girl friends talk about their relationships because I find them completely irrational. My question is, do guys find it unattractive when girls are more like them personality wise? Because I get along so well with all of my guy friends, but when it comes to dating them, they always choose the girls that they have practically nothing in common with over me...

Dear Mr. Terrifying
my wife shaves her vagina and im deployed does it mean she is cheating

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I love the term \'psychonaut\', as in one who explores the brain, or different levels of conciousness through various means, and expiramenting with psychedelic drugs like LSD, and mushrooms is an amazingly enlightening good time for me, but the sad reality is that most people are ignorant to the fact that although these drugs can be dangerous because of the perception changes they induce, they can also be profound lesson teachers and inspirational, what careers are there in this ignorant run place we call the \"united\" states of america, that one can not be shunned from society for having the intentions of seeking enlightenment through ways not commonly found as \"socially acceptable\"?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
Why are you so scary? I fear you and your advice.

Dear Mr. Terrifying
vDxDg

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Dear Mr. Terrifying What is a GREAT and cute idea to ask a guy to sadies dance that noone else will have???? \"God I\'m horny, want to bang after the dance?\" I mean there are other things you can say, but that\'s a 100% garuntee, and I am sure nobody\'s tried that yet A girl had told me that..... I was virgin.... I\'d screwed it up... I am sorry....

Dear Mr. Terrifying
What is the circumfrence of a moose?!?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
i got rejected by someone i will probably never see again, cept by chance. BUT, i dont seem to be able to forget it. my mind is made up and tells me tat ther are other fish in the sea, but i randomly start getting thoughts about the girl at any given time. i havent broken down in tears, asking myself WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!? but im getting there. thing is, she asked if we could just be friends, so i feel my emotions are in a massive jumble. what to do...

Dear Mr. Terrifying
love postions

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I\'m 15, and I am a slightly chubby girl (not fat, I swear, just chubby) and I\'ve never had a boyfriend, I get depressed because of that, a lot. I actually had to get psychological help because I was seriously contemplating suicide. I\'ve comepletely changed my attitude since then, and even lost weight! But still boys don\'t seem to even notice me. I listen to heavy metal and classic rock, I tend to wear a lot of black, but I am changing that (I have red pants lol) I really have become a lot happier these past months, but I was wondering, is it my personality or my looks that are getting in the way of boys liking me? (I have lots of male friends though. But when confronted with the subjet of how I look, most of them just recoil and slither away)

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I have been in a sorta jam. ex gf and current gf are well. its just getting difficult. i dont know who i want to be with. one has what i want but lacks something else. where as the other has that one thing i want bu tno tthe other. Both treat me really good. just they both have different personalitys. both appealing to me in different ways. they want me to choose. stay with who i am now see how it goes or change...i dont want to leave my current just to go with a girl that might leave me but i also dont want to lose her....help me with any kinda advice you can give please. -Tlawaak-

Dear Mr. Terrifying
can you tell if your wife slept with someone else by the way her pussy smells

Dear Mr. Terrifying
ENTP

Dear Mr. Terrifying
Omg I am like so confused! I was just walking one day and this kid came up to me and said edward cullen was real and wants to meet me at this old house! So I went and I thought I saw him but it was actually my ex then he said he wanted to nail me so does he like wanna nail nails wiht me? or what?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I am a Maoist. Yesterday, this republican confiscated my gun. What should I do?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
Should I go back out with my ex?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
hi

Dear Mr. Terrifying
If a tree fell on a mime in the woods would anyone care?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
NlaGng

Dear Mr. Terrifying
brian

Dear Mr. Terrifying
how do i become a lesbian?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
when i was at my friend\'s house, they started having sex and telling me to take of all my clothes and join them. i said ok and took of all my clothes and joined them but i didnt know what to do. i tried squeezing their boobs and kissing their asses but i had no idea what i was suppose to be doing. what should i do if i want to become a lesbian?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
Everyday i get on the bus and sit next to this fat girl,she smells like fish and wears these really short skirts...which lets the breeze get down there..im 16,female..idk if i should be like \"Bitch you stank,do something bout you puss,and stop wearing skirt that you obv. don\'t work it in\" or just,go everyday smelling her stanky puss..Let me know..should i cause the trouble,or let myself be botherd.!

Dear Mr. Terrifying
My girl puts the squeeze on so tight sometimes that I lose my erection. Is she putting it to sleep, like when you fall asleep on your arm and you wake up and it\'s all numb? Cause it kinda seems like that\'s what\'s happening.

Dear Mr. Terrifying
If grizzly bears are attacking me Is mog fanatic afraid to jump in the way now?