Dear Mr. Terrifying
Who is the girl in that picture on the right? I think it may be me.

Dear Mr. Terrifying
u guys rock, thats all i wanted to say! by stumbling upon your guy\'s website you have made my day and i plan to share you with the rest of my friends

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I have a feeling that I am really not meant to be with anyone. I have always been a highly indepedent and solitary person in many aspects. I have only had a couple of relationships and they generally didn\'t last long at all and the one\'s that lasted more than a couple of months made me look back and realize that it wasn\'t a good situation anyways. So I\'ve been completely single for over 2 years now and I hardly don\'t even date. I am a very sexual person and really crave kissing, touching, and caressing (sex is another story altogether). So what I usually do is make out with someone once and never see them again. One of my friends told me that his psychologist considers one night stands to be healthy, but I hate the feeling you get the morning after a one night stand personally. I don\'t know I guess my quesiton is... should I give up hope in finding someone that I am actually compatible with or continue kissing random people and being a player in the field of love?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I just wanted to say that I think I love you. & no, my name is not Rachael!

Dear Mr. Terrifying
What\'s wrong with France?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
ON your homepage there is a circle and another shape and i clicked on it and nothing happens. Are you spying on me?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I am married and met another man, I have told my husband to leave, and I wake up in the morning and he is back sitting on my couch. I am going to spend the night with the other man what should I tell my husband, why I will not be home

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I\'m in your house!!!!

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I\'m a married woman. When I cum I shoot not a puddle but a pool!! I\'m a REAL squirter and I hear this is rare. My husband gives me the impression that is something that most men look for in a woman as if it\'s a rare jewl. But, I personally think most men would view it as overwhelming or disgusting. I mean, who wan\'t to be sqirted with a load of warm liquid from a virgine. I know there are men who liked to be peed on but that\'s not what I\'m doing though it probably feels the same! My husband loves it and that\'s all that matters. But, if he is right and most men love this, I\'d kinda like to know!

Dear Mr. Terrifying
The other night I went home with a girl, we had anal sex, when I reached areoud I discovered she had a penis. Does that make me gay? I did finish what we were doing as I was lost in the moment.

Dear Mr. Terrifying
how often do you update your page?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
who put the damn skirt on the girl?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
how do I become a member of the office of strategic influence street team, seriously, I just read every word, on every page of the site, and even though I fell off my chair a few times, I would like to be a part of this. At the very least, how can I get my hands on some of your super-duper rad Bush Destroyed America bumper stickers for the back of my helmet, my gas guzzling lexus, my race car, my friends race car, my friends helmet, and my other friends vespa, 6 stickers in all, actually, make that 8, because I have some space on my guitar case, and a friends amp that needs something cool affixed to it. Oh, and my ex may be a clone of that evil assfaced succubus by the name of Rachael. Seriously.

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I\'d like to become a member of the street team. Really, I would. I was sent a link to Things Rachael and I Argue About, and I laughed. A lot. Then I read everything else on the site. It was rad. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that there are sane people out there. Also, I\'d like bumper stickers. I know, I know, there aren\'t any left. But really. I\'d like 8 of them, one eash for my helmet, racecar, street car, and guitar case, 3 for my friends race car, street car, and helmet, and 2 for another friends car, and amp. If you could somehow pull those out of your ass, I would be eternally grateful. I can be contacted either through www.myspace.com/seandrifts or at seanslides@gmail.com

Dear Mr. Terrifying
Will you marry me? I\'m not in love with you or anything. I just want your last name. It is full of awesomeness!

Dear Mr. Terrifying
My favourite word is cunt. What is yours?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I\'ve been rather upset recently as me and my boyfried finished a few weeks ago because \"he doesn\'t feel the same way anymore.\" Today I found your Racael article, and I realised why we split up. I AM SO, SO SORRY.

Dear Mr. Terrifying
Have you ever heard of the website, HumorMeOnline (dot) com? Because they\'re using an officeofstrategicinfluence page in one of their humor contests. You should check it out.

Dear Mr. Terrifying
OMG I just read the \"Rachel\" page. You put up with all of that for *rent*?!? WTF?? I mean, I don\'t care if she looked like a goddess, gave stupendous head and begged for it up the ass every other day, I don\'t know of any sane man who would have lived in the same house with that harridan, let alone voluntarily hung out with her. You really must\'ve liked the infrequent \"sweet little girl\" episodes that you didn\'t write about - I bet she had them. I\'ve known several BPD women and they\'re all 3 years old inside. Thank goodness that episode of your life is over. Listen, if you don\'t have any contact with her, I wouldn\'t be too concerned with her doing something to harm you. People like her are all about themselves, all the time. If she has no reason to think about you, she\'ll be off to torment her next victim and you\'ll be out of the hot seat. Just, for the love of all that\'s holy, *DON\'T* let her weasel her way back into your life. Put your foot down. By the way, I think that most of your advice is awesome. Good luck!

Dear Mr. Terrifying
my husband is deployed to iraq and our 5th anniversary is coming up. i\'ve been racking my brain on what i could get him though. i want it to be something sexual and since all i have are female friends i would like some male input. if you were in a war zone, what would you want your wife to send you? (he already has naked pics, a masturbation sleeve, dvd\'s, and plenty of lubrication....)

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I\'m really lonely and I feel like nothing in my life is going very well. I\'m always tired and right now I have a headache. How do I make it all end?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
Recently I just had sex with my exboyfriend. Not just any ex boyfriend but my first boyfriend ever and the guy I lost my virginity to. In short I was young when we met and he broke my heart. We\'ve become friends again and go out to dinner every once in a while. We get along well and the sex was fantastic. He has told me adamantly he doesn\'t want to get involved with anyone which is great because I know him and I enjoy being single. I have some strong emotions concerning this guy though considering our history. I really just don\'t want to get hurt again. Is it possible to really have a sexual friendship work out? or should I just stay away from the ex sex?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
The stripper ovulating article is here: http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/2007/1005/2

Dear Mr. Terrifying
Why am I so stupid ? Girls, don\'t wonder why there are no longer such things as nice guys. My ex-gf cheated on me 8 months on the 11 total months of our (second) relationship. We even had got engaged last december... the was the suicidal type (3 attempts in 2 years).. I\'ve always done my best for her.. went to see her every week-end (150km, train, *waugh*), etc. hours on the phone/msn to bring her up, etc. Female friends of her were jealous of me, I had to turn down some offers. Then she announce me that I\'m a son of a bitch, that I\'ve never done anything for her, and that she\'s leaving for the asshole she\'s been deceiving me with. She even wanted lots of money O_o because I supposedly didn\'t offer her anything (oh my, where does her train subscription come from, again?). And YET, after ALL THAT, I can\'t help but think about her and being so, SO badly hurt. I don\'t want her back. I want to rewind my life. Someone make \"Paycheck\"-like technology come true. Please. I beg ya.

Dear Mr. Terrifying
do you like turtles

Dear Mr. Terrifying
Can u tell if your girlfriend been cheating on u by the way her vagina feels different

Dear Mr. Terrifying
Whats the safest way to lose weight? I need to take a few pounds off.

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I had written to you before about me askin gmy husband to leave and waking up and finding him back on the couch in the morning and that I had met someone else. Well I took your advised figured I would have an affair and things might get better between us. Well nothing is better if anything I have figured out that I love him but not in love with him. I have only became more confused because now this other man means something to me more than I thought he would. How do I choose? I don\'t know if it will be a mistake or mean happiness. Our daughter asks me all the time when I will make him leave and if a 12 year old says that then I think I really need to wake up and smell the coffee. HELP MORE CONFUSED!

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I am getting hair on my shoulders and I\'m just 23 years old. I already look like a hairy ape everywhere else, can\'t the hair leave my nicely-toned shoulders alone?! What should I do? Shaving would be a full-body and every-day activity. Out of the question.

Dear Mr. Terrifying
My style of dress is classic preppy/buisness casual ,I\'m male,Black, and very muscular (5\"8,215lbs, and less than 10% body fat) I\'m attracted to skinny white \"Hipster/bohemian girls\" how do I keep them from assuming I\'m some meat fratboy type?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
What is this guys problem?? My friend set me up on a date with this guy we talked on the fone and texted each other for almost a week b4 we went on a date..We were texting all the time bk n fourth he say 2 me one day what kind of texting plan do i have i said i have unlimited texting i said why he said he had 2 upgrade his texting well anyways we went on a date slept 2gether says 2 me that nite he likes me i said i liked him 2 he gives me a bracelet and he ignores me the following week after our date he says 2 me it was my texting ok then why did we text all the time prior to our date he didnt mind it then.Like i said what is his problem

Dear Mr. Terrifying
Do you like pancakes?

Dear Mr. Terrifying
I Stay Up Late, I Don\'t Date and I mate with Questionable Members of the Opposite sex. Should I buy a hummer H3?