Dear Bulk Mailer,
Please find enclosed, these pictures I drew for you. They are all metaphores for how I feel: lots of teen angst and sexual frustration, mixed in with rage and anger that you sent me about two billion solicitations for credit cards. How many trees did you kill for all those envelopes? How much are you spending to spam me every day? You're the sole cause of the economic problems we are having. sakljdhaklsjha sdfaa ahhhhhhhhhhhh I'm going to go crazy if you send me anymore of these.
-Resident or Homeowner
These are are drawings that I have sent as response to those obnoxious buisness-reply letters you send me. They are progressivly worse as I progressivly got more angry. (For the much more non-NSFW version, please visit http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/bulkmailer/