Where did the development guy go?

Last week, [name removed because of legalities], simply stopped showing up to the office. Nobody knew where he was. He came in the door today and everyone immediatlly asked where he was. His answer blew our minds so we thought we would share it here.

[Name deleted] had a psycho ex girlfriend. This psycho ex wanted to make his life as miserable as possible and told the police he was abusing drugs. Please note that [name deleted] is so terrified of all drugs that he won't even touch Advil. The police showed up at his door, and he agreed to a search since nothing was wrong. Now, one of his big faults is he's a packrat and never EVER throws anything away. Low and behold, the police found a bottle of codeine in his medicine cabinet from a tooth surgery three years ago. He was subsequently arrested. Thankfully, the judge sided with him and dropped all charges under the condition that throw away the pills, and take a drug recovery program.

It should have ended there, but [name deleted] was angry that his psycho ex put him through this huge inconvenience. During this class, the counselor had the group draw pictures as a recovery step. Topics of these drawings included, "draw where do you want to be in five years," and "draw a picture of you with your parents." The object is to see how the drawer feels about themselves, and to pin point psychological issues that may cause relapse. [Name deleted] has a perfectly sound mind, and is definitely not a drug abuser (he won't even drink coffee). Because of this, he acted out a silent protest, and drew these pictures below (his name/file number has been blacked out of the pictures).

The counselor saw these images and showed them to her program director. After the program director saw these drawings, [name deleted] was committed to a 3 day suicide watch. After being released, he came straight to the office to tell us what happened.