How does the movie, Fight club, end?
Tyler durden isn't real. The end.
How does the movie, Ailen v Predator, end?
Predator wins. The end.
How does the movie, train spotting , end?
They do drugs. The end.
How does the movie, Starwars Phantom Menace, end?
Oscar Schindler dies but the kid successfully learns how to play with phalic weapons. The end.
How does the movie, Godfather III, end?
Michael's daughter dies instead of marrying her cousin. Then Michael dies. The end.
How does the movie, The Shawshank Redemption, end?
When everyone thinks he died, he actually escaped. The end.
How does the movie, 12 Angry Men, end?
The jury finds him not guilty. The end.
How does the movie, Soilent Green, end?
It's made out of people!. The end.
How does the movie, Seven, end?
Paltrow's head. The end.
How does the movie, Cloverfield, end?
Only Lily lives (maybe). The end.
How does the movie, Enchanted, end?
She lives happily ever after with patrick dempsey. The end.
How does the movie, American Beauty, end?
The neighbor shot him. The end.
How does the movie, The Land Before Time, end?
Littlefoot and the gang find The Great Valley and their famlies. The end.
How does the movie, Willy Wonka, end?
Charlie wins. The end.
How does the movie, Return of the Jedi, end?
Jedi return and celebrate with Ewoks. The end.
How does the movie, Sweeney Todd, end?
Sweeney Todd dies. The end.
How does the movie, Hot Rod, end?
He doesn't make the jump but raises the money. The end.
How does the movie, The Wizard of Oz, end?
It was a dream. The end.
How does the movie, Juno, end?
Juno gives the baby to Alias. The end.
How does the movie, Little Miss Sunshine, end?
She loses. The end.
How does the movie, No Country for Old Men, end?
The hero dies. The end.
How does the movie, Donnie Darko, end?
Donnie changes the past and dies. The end.
How does the movie, Scarface, end?
Tony Montana gets shot two thousand times then dies. The end.
How does the movie, Grease, end?
They sing. The end.
How does the movie, King Kong, end?
It was beauty who killed the beast. The end.
How does the movie, Transformers, end?
They win. The end.
How does the movie, Any Batman movie, end?
He wins, saves the city. The end.
How does the movie, The Virgin Suicides, end?
They all die. The end.
How does the movie, Casablanca, end?
He leaves. The end.
How does the movie, The Usual Suspects, end?
Verbal made the whole thing up. The end.
How does the movie, Back to the Future 3, end?
Doc shows up in a time traveling locomotive. The end.
How does the movie, Battlefield Earth, end?
don't see this movie. The end.
How does the movie, Beaches, end?
The brunette dies. The end.
How does the movie, Bambi, end?
Bambi's mother gets shot, and the Bambi gets twiterpated (which means horny), then grows antlers. The end.
How does the movie, Bender's Big Score, end?
No idea haven't sprunged that far yet. The end.
How does the movie, Citizen Kane, end?
Rosebud is his sled!!!!!. The end.
How does the movie, 6th Sense, end?
He's really DEAD the boy can see him!. The end.
How does the movie, Sealab 2021: Tinfins, end?
Quinn kills everyone after they piss his cyborg body off.. HA HA tricked you it was never made. The end.
How does the movie, Scream, end?
It's the boyfriend and his best friend. The end.
How does the movie, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End, end?
He comes back for her 10 years later. The end.
How does the movie, The Fifth Element, end?
Love is the fifth element. So they have sex. The end.
How does the movie, 300, end?
They die fighting. The end.
How does the movie, Sixteen Candles, end?
Jake asks Samantha out, they celebrate her birthday. The end.
How does the movie, Ghostbuster, end?
They bust the ghost. The end.
How does the movie, Ghostbusters II, end?
They bust the ghost. Again. The end.
How does the movie, Unbreakable, end?
Sam Jackson is the villian. The end.
How does the movie, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, end?
Pee Wee screens a movie of his big adventure. The end.
How does the movie, The X-files: Fight the Future, end?
They lose the fight, mostly. The end.
How does the movie, Notes on a Scandal, end?
She goes to jail. The end.
How does the movie, 1406, end?
He gets out of the room. The end.
How does the movie, The Breakfast Club, end?
Dentention ends but new friendships begin. The end.
How does the movie, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, end?
Bush gets the ring. The end.
How does the movie, The Wedding Singer, end?
They get married. The end.
How does the movie, GIA, end?
She dies of HIV. The end.
How does the movie, There Will Be Blood, end?
Day-Lewis wins, preacher boy dies in a beat down by Day-Lewis. Sick. The end.
How does the movie, Million Dollar Baby, end?
Clint Eastwood euthanizes Hilary Swank, unfortunately not for real. The end.
How does the movie, Bonnie and Clyde, end?
Bonnie and Clyde get shot two thousand times and die. The end.
How does the movie, Rocky, end?
Rocky wins. The end.
How does the movie, Titanic, end?
Old braod pitches jewel into ocean. The end.
How does the movie, Blades Of Glory, end?
Napoleon Dynamite and Ron Burgandy win the gold. The end.
How does the movie, The SHINING, end?
Reincarnated Jack Freezes in a Garden Maze "Without Getting to Kill Danny". The end.
How does the movie, FULL METAL JACKET, end?
Joker gets to Shoot Viet-con in the Head -& Mickey Mouse theme song gets sung by Platoon. The end.
How does the movie, Titanic , end?
Jack hits the bottom of the Atlantic, Rose's heart goes on and the Ship sinks. The end.
How does the movie, The Sixth Sense, end?
Bruce Willis finds out he is a Ghost & Haley Joel Osment Reconnects with his Mom - & \"everybody can start to see breath in cold-air\" . The end.
How does the movie, 300, end?
King Leonidas dies. The end.
How does the movie, Brokeback Mountain, end?
Jake Gyllenhall dies and Heath Ledger smells his shirt and lives miserably in a trailer park. The end.
How does the movie, i am legend, end?
it's just like every other dumb ass zombie/virus movie. The end.
How does the movie, Officeofstrategicinfluence, end?
It makes the world blow up. The end.
How does the movie, The hotttie and the nottie, end?
He falls for the nottie! She turns into a hotttie. The end.
How does the movie, Atonement, end?
They both die in WWII before rekindling their love, the sister writes a book about it to atone for her sins.. The end.
How does the movie, The Prestige, end?
Actually, this ending was too good to spoil.. The end.
How does the movie, The Departed, end?
everyone gets shot you never see it coming. The end.
How does the movie, parrots sexy, end?
parrots very sexy. The end.
How does the movie, Total Recall, end?
Arnie activates the air reactors, kills the bad guy, saves the girl, but it\'s all a delusion.. The end.
How does the movie, 2001 - A Space Odyssey, end?
Dave shuts Hal down then mankind takes the next logical evolutionary step by spening a night in a hotel then transforming into planet-sized embryoes.. The end.
How does the movie, Hudson Hawk, end?
He finally gets a damned cappucinno. The end.
How does the movie, Iron Man, end?
He makes the suite, saves the day.. The end.
How does the movie, Titanic, end?
Old Rose has the necklace, she throws it in the ocean.. The end.
How does the movie, Big Trouble in Little China, end?
The monster ape thing rides off on Jack Burton\'s Truck. The end.
How does the movie, Planet of The Apes, end?
It\'s Earth. The end.
How does the movie, All Bond Movies, end?
Bond wins & gets sexed up but we don\'t get to see it happen. The end.. The end.
How does the movie, The Passion of The Christ, end?
Jesus is crucified, but comes back to inspire Mel Gibson to make this tripe into a gory-ass movie.. The end.
How does the movie, Rocky, end?
Rocky loses.. The end.
How does the movie, aliens, end?
death. The end.
How does the movie, Out of Africa, end?
Don\'t know - fell asleet - the end.. The end.
How does the movie, Iron Man, end?
Don\'t know - fell asleet - the end.. The end.
How does the movie, The Mist, end?
He kills everyone in the car including his son and then realizes he\'s been saved by the army 1 minute too late.. The end.
How does the movie, magnolia, end?
everyone sings, it rains frogs, the end. The end.
How does the movie, BLADE RUNNER, end?
Harrison Ford kills the robot, he\'s a robot too, he takes off with the robot girl to bone. The end.
How does the movie, RAMBO, end?
RAMBO KILLS PEOPLE VIOLENTLY AND SAVES A FEW. The end.
How does the movie, The Wizard, end?
The kid gets to the tournament and plays Mario. He wins.. The end.
How does the movie, Unbreakable, end?
Just be glad it ends.. The end.
How does the movie, The Prestige, end?
The Christian Bale has a twin and the two majicians wasted their lives with revenge.. The end.
How does the movie, Brazil, end?
Main character is torchured to death. The end.
How does the movie, Turner and Hooch, end?
The dog dies in the end.. The end.
How does the movie, 2010: Odyssey Two, end?
Jupiter gets surrounded by rectangles and blows up . The end.
How does the movie, The World\'s Fastest Indian, end?
He sets the record. The end.
How does the movie, Waking Life, end?
the end is the beginning is the end.. The end.
How does the movie, The Bank Job, end?
they are let go with the money. The end.
How does the movie, No Country For Old Men, end?
The hero gets shot by Mexicans, the killer finds the case of money and possibly kills the heroes wife only to get his arm broken in a car wreck, Tommy Lee Jones retires. The End.. The end.
How does the movie, Advent Children, end?
Cloud dies.. The end.
How does the movie, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, end?
Aliens kill the baddies and Indy marries Marion. The end.
How does the movie, Momento, end?
Eddie is John G. Might have done it. Dies anyway. The end.
How does the movie, Empire Strikes Back, end?
Darth Varth is Luke\'s father. Luke gets ass kicked. The end.
How does the movie, Fight Club, end?
Ed Norton IS Brad Pitt. Blows up buildings. The end.
How does the movie, Die Hard, end?
It was just a heist... which Bruce foils. The end.
How does the movie, Die Hard 2, end?
It was just some treason... which Bruce foils. The end.
How does the movie, Die Hard with a Vengence, end?
It was just a heist... which Bruce foils. The end.
How does the movie, the strangers, end?
They die, and the killers get away. The end.
How does the movie, indiana jones, end?
Harrison ford looks good and can still punch with enough force to kill a horse. The end.
How does the movie, pulp fiction, end?
bruce willis kills the rapers. The end.
How does the movie, V for Vendetta, end?
The Building Explodes.. The end.
How does the movie, Matrix Revolutions, end?
Neo is absorbed, Smith is destroyed. The end.
How does the movie, Aliens vs. Predator 2, end?
The audience dies of horrible moviemaking. The end.
How does the movie, Batman Returns, end?
Rob Roy is Ras Al Ghul, he dies.. The end.
How does the movie, Resident Evil 2, end?
The ugly superhero chick is reanimated.. The end.
How does the movie, Psycho, end?
It\'s the hotel owner, he\'s a transvestite. The end.
How does the movie, That \"woman\" you met at the bar., end?
It was a guy, which is why she insisted on doggy. The end.
How does the movie, Faceoff, end?
Nicholas Cage or was it John Travolta, he gets his face back. The end.
How does the movie, Sex and the City, end?
Samantha is a slut. The end.
How does the movie, Pokemon, end?
Ash dies, then gets raised by pokemon tears, no shit.. The end.
How does the movie, Naked Gun 3, end?
Anna Nicole has a crooked penis, Drebin saves the Academy Awards. The end.
How does the movie, Armageddon, end?
Bruce Willis dies. The end.
How does the movie, Casino Royale, end?
Vesper dies. The end.
How does the movie, The Core, end?
Everybody except Hillary Swank and that dude who plays Harvey Dent in the new Batman dies. The end.
How does the movie, Matrix Reloaded, end?
Neo is super outside the Matrix. The end.
How does the movie, 28 weeks later, end?
France gets fucked. The end.
How does the movie, Labyrinth, end?
David Bowie shows why he belongs in the 80\'s. The end.
How does the movie, AI, end?
Future alien robot thingies find the sixth sense kid. The end.
How does the movie, Any Steven Seagal movie, end?
He kicks ass and never gets hit. The end.
How does the movie, Braveheart, end?
Mel Gibson gets tortured and decapitated . The end.
How does the movie, Goodfellas, end?
Henry squeals to the Feds, that rat bastard. The end.
How does the movie, Gladiator, end?
Gladiator and Emperor die. The end.
How does the movie, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azakaban, end?
Ronalds rat is a death eater. The end.
How does the movie, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, end?
Sirius dies, Dumbledore and Voldemort sees who has the bigger wand. The end.
How does the movie, South Park, end?
Kenny saves the world. The end.
How does the movie, Saving Private Ryan, end?
The old man is Ryan. The end.
How does the movie, Jurassic Park 3, end?
Deus ex Machina, the Marines come. The end.
How does the movie, Dia Another Day, end?
The white guy is actually a yellow guy. The end.
How does the movie, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, end?
Harry is a horcrux, he dies, is risen, Voldemort kills himself. Thought I would get a jump on this one.. The end.
How does the movie, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, end?
Snape kills Dumbledore. The end.
How does the movie, Eastern Promises, end?
Aragorn is an under cover cop. The end.
How does the movie, Gone Baby Gone, end?
Morgan freeman staged the whole thing and is bring up the kid in the country. Casey Affleck turns him in.. The end.
How does the movie, Star Wars Part III: Revenge of the Sith, end?
Annikin is Darth Vader! Oh my god!. The end.
How does the movie, The Da Vinci Code, end?
Catholics are evil. The end.
How does the movie, The Transporter, end?
the transporter rescues illegal immigrants. The end.
How does the movie, The Big Lebowski, end?
The wife was auto-kidnapped. Donny (Buscemi) Dies. They keep bowling. The end.
How does the movie, The X-Files: Fight the Future, end?
The future wins. The end.. The end.
How does the movie, titanic, end?
iceberg unharmed. The end.
How does the movie, What Dreams May Come, end?
Together in heaven.. The end.
How does the movie, Sweeny Todd, end?
he dies. The end.
How does the movie, A night in paris, end?
he gets his eifel tower in her paris. The end.
How does the movie, Star Wars IV: A New Hope, end?
The Death Star gets blow\'d up. The end.
How does the movie, Tokyo Babylon 1-7, end?
Seishiro turns out to not love Subaru, breaks both his arms and says he feels no emothion about it, and then Subaru is saved by his grandma, and later his twin sister dies to get Subaru\'s soul back. Also, when Subaru was 9, he saw a little girl being murdered.. The end.
How does the movie, The Land Before Time, end?
They all die by a comet. The end.
How does the movie, officeofstrategicinfluence.com, end?
It wasn\'t funny. Stopped reading because of shitty political jokes.. The end.
How does the movie, Cloverfield, end?
You throw up in your mouth from motion sickness.. The end.
How does the movie, V for Vendetta, end?
V dies, but parilament gets blown up anyways.. The end.
How does the movie, Nine Inches and a Hot Mouth, end?
money shot. The end.
How does the movie, Highschoo Musical 3, end?
Zac Efron goes to Caltech and Vanessa Uhdgens goes to Stanford. The end.
How does the movie, Office Space, end?
Milton gets his stapler back.. The end.
How does the movie, Christmas Vacation, end?
The shitter was full. The end.
How does the movie, Deep Throat, end?
Very sticky. The end.
How does the movie, Passion Of The Christ, end?
Wishing you had your $7 back. The end.
How does the movie, Dangerous Liaisons, end?
Danceny kills Valmont in a duel, Tourvel dies of heartbreak at Valmont\'s death, and Merteuil is shunned by society after Danceny exposes Merteuil\'s letters to Valmont.. The end.
How does the movie, Twister, end?
Bill and Jo get together!. The end.
How does the movie, Emma, end?
Emma marries Mr. Knightley, and Harriet marries Robert Martin. The end.
How does the movie, Marie Antoinette, end?
Marie Antoinette and Louis are arrested for future execution.. The end.
How does the movie, Finding Forrester, end?
Jamaal stays at Mailor-Callow. Forrester takes an extended trip to Scotland and dies there of cancer. He leaves Jamaal his apartment, and the manuscript of his second and last book, with a note that the foreward is to be written by Jamaal.. The end.
How does the movie, Sweet Home Alabama, end?
Melanie marries Jake.. The end.
How does the movie, Drop Dead Gorgeous, end?
Becky wins the Mount Rose pageant, but during the celebratory parade, the giant swan float her parents have bought for her to ride in the parade explodes (it is covered in gasoline) when Gladys lights a candle on the float. Amber wins the state pageant when all 49 other contestants have to drop out of the pageant because of getting sick from the improperly prepared shellfish served at the pageant. The national pageant is cancelled when the Sarah Rose Cosmetics Company (that sponsors the pageant) implodes financially and closes. Gladys Leeman is shipped to a women\'s prison, and enters a beauty pageant in there. She comes in second. Leslie enters beauty school and works her way through it as an exotic dancer. She disappears mysteriously. Amber becomes a T.V. reporter when she replaces a reporter who is shot by Gladys when she escapes from jail and holds a stand-off from a roof.. The end.
How does the movie, Bridge to Teribithia, end?
Leslie dies, May Belle now queen of Teribithia. The end.
How does the movie, Tron, end?
Good guy suicides then wins. The end.
How does the movie, oceans eleven, end?
BAM!. The end.
How does the movie, Enchanted, end?
The ditz princess with nothing to offer \'gets\' the gorgeous man whose own girlfriend (a beautiful, intelligent, patient and highly successful professional) is dumped...but no worries cause she gives up EVERYTHING to marry an idiot prince with nothing to offer another person except muscles.. The end.
How does the movie, A Christmas Carol, end?
no one died. scrooge turned into a nice guy.. The end.
How does the movie, Bio-Dome, end?
Exploding coconuts.. The end.
How does the movie, sixth sense, end?
bruce willis is dead. The end.
How does the movie, Quarantine, end?
Everyone dies, illnes was rabies. The end.
How does the movie, the good girl, end?
she has a baby? wtf?. The end.
How does the movie, any star trek film, end?
they fly off into the dark blue yonder. The end.
How does the movie, Office Space, end?
They all get new jobs. The end.
How does the movie, The Sixth Sense, end?
He\'s been dead since the begining. The end.
How does the movie, The Sixth Sense, end?
He\'s been dead since the begining. The end.
How does the movie, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, end?
He loses his memory. The end.. The end.
How does the movie, Marley & Me, end?
The dog dies. The end.
How does the movie, Quarantined, end?
Everybody dies. The end.
How does the movie, Knowing, end?
Solar eruption, burns the earth down, young boy and girl live, bye-bye everyone else. The end.
How does the movie, Advent Children, end?
The good guys win. Again.. The end.
How does the movie, Slumdog Millionaire, end?
The guy gets the girl and they dance in the train station. The end.
How does the movie, adam, end?
adam gets cookies. The end.
How does the movie, Live Free or Die Hard, end?
Bruce saves the day...again, he grabs tha super inteligent hacker kid who made up his own college in Accepted and somehow got away with it, chases bad guys all over the east coast in only a few minutes, and saves his daughter who at first hated him but now loves him again. Also tha idiot from Dodgeball some how gets with Lucy McClane (WHO IS SUPER HOT LIKE OMG WOW I WANT HER (unrelated Sumer Glau is like the hotest woman alive espicially in Serenity/Firefly (look it up people its not that old of a movie/TV series (btw both are super kick ass (o and before i forget anyone who could somehow get a threesome with Summer Glau and Mary Winstead is a GOD among men) ) ) ) ). The end.
How does the movie, ocean\'s 11, end?
They fake the heist and steal the money while pretending to be the swat team. The end.
How does the movie, the sixth sense, end?
he dies. The end.
How does the movie, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, end?
This movie shits on my childhood.. The end.
How does the movie, Debbie Does Dallas, end?
Debbie\'s a whore.. The end.
How does the movie, ingloriuos basterds, end?
They kill Hitler, Landa gets a Swastika.. The end.
How does the movie, the 6th sense, end?
he doesnt realise he\'s dead. The end.
How does the movie, Titanic, end?
the ship sinks. The end.
How does the movie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, end?
They erase eachother from their memories more than once and always end up together. The end.
How does the movie, Children of the Corn, end?
Burt and Vicky escape with Joseph and Sarah after burning the cornfield.. The end.
How does the movie, Termintor, end?
Hero dies, robot gets recycled, chick gets knocked up.. The end.
How does the movie, Terminator 2, end?
Hero dies AND gets recycled. The end.
How does the movie, Terminator 3, end?
You never needed to see Terminator 2. The end.
How does the movie, Aliens, end?
Nuclear BOOM, cool corporal survives, hero survives, little girl survives, half the robot survives and this is where the series should have ended.. The end.
How does the movie, Predator, end?
BOOOM. Hero is the lone survivor and this is where the series should have ended.. The end.
How does the movie, Pirates of the Caribbean, end?
Hot Chick does not fall for the Pirate and this is where the series should have ended.. The end.
How does the movie, Boy In The Striped Pajamas, end?
...dies along with the Nazi kid in the gas chamber.. The end.
How does the movie, Superman Returns, end?
He doesn\'t get the girl, finds out he has a bastard son and appears to suffer from mild retardation as he migrates toward the Democratic party.. The end.
How does the movie, The Dark Knight, end?
Batman is still trying to be a nice guy (aka Superman) and still doesn\'t kill anyone and nothing gets accomlished.. The end.
How does the movie, Kung Fu Panda, end?
Fat wanna-be learns to be at peace with himself and wins final battle by being fat.. The end.
How does the movie, Toy Story, end?
The family moves.. The end.
How does the movie, The Twilight Saga, end?
no1 cares, that shit\'s for kids. The end.
How does the movie, Saw, end?
Zep isn\'t Jigsaw. He was just playing his own game. The corpse on the floor is Jigsaw. The end.
How does the movie, Saw II, end?
Amanda is Jigsaw\'s apprentice. The end.
How does the movie, Saw III, end?
Amanda was being tested too. Everyone fails their tests. Jeff kills Jigsaw. The end.
How does the movie, Saw IV, end?
Hoffman is Jigsaw\'s new apprentice and kills Strahm. The end.
How does the movie, Saw V, end?
Hoffman kills Strahm successfully. The end.
How does the movie, Saw VI, end?
Brent and Tara are Harold\'s family, not William\'s, and Brent kills William, for the live/die switch was not part of their trap. Jill is Jigsaw\'s new apprentice and puts Hoffman in the reverse bear trap, which he survives. The end.
How does the movie, Saw IV, end?
Hoffman is Jigsaw\'s new apprentice and traps Strahm, leaving him for dead. The end.
How does the movie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, end?
She dyes her hair and they meet again.. The end.
How does the movie, All new movies, end?
I\'m a remake, you\'ve already seen me. The end.
How does the movie, Office Space, end?
Peter realizes it\'s good to be a gangsta, works construction and continues plowing Jennifer Aniston.. The end.
How does the movie, Help!, end?
The Beatles sing and the clumsy swami peon probably gets sacrificed.. The end.
How does the movie, Sweeney Todd, end?
Sweeney Todd kills his wife and then dies.. The end.